!Monday, August 10, 2009 - / 5:34 PM
Dear (someone):I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .___12___,-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White -
I'll join the monasteryBlack - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I Tripped on Sesame Seeds
May -
First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July -
When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartmen
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta -
Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish -
In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White -
Carve your initials intoGrey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's your favourite colour?
Black - My Best Friend
White - My fatherGrey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink -
Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - me
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - EmotionalOne
Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above -
Ashamed7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored -
That Santa Doesnt ExistAngry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth
Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink -
The cut toenailsOther -
Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T -
Your collection of butterfliesU/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z -
Your grades from college10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H -
Never openly mockedI/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other -
To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - F*ck off now
France -
In PainOther - Greetings to your freaky family
Dear Melissa,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized itWhen I threw up In women's clothing and I saw you Carve your initials into Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist.I'm returning The cut toenails to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Never openly mocked To hate the Boston Celtics .In Pain,-Sherry.Alols, wasnt that i dunno lol ? yeah got it off someones blog..so please say truthfully and see dunno what crap you have write to one of your most bestest friend :) yeah and i chose
Melissa , so yeah muhahah , you`re taggged to do this..(im talking to melissa)
So letme list down those
unlucky ones..ehs if your name is
NOT there .. please
DONT do it, cause it will break th rule (:
1)Melissa'
Aiai2)Veronica`
SweetLady3)Zhiling`
XiaoChioBu4)Adeline`
CandyWifey5)Angelina`
HoneySteady6)Joey`
HawtTwins7)Kate`
GanMei8)Gadessa`
Darling9)Estella`
EvilChioBu10)ZiHui`
DaJieh- SO PEEPS >refering to those 10, / DO IT <3 DO IT <3 DO IT <3 ..
im currently BORED. so yeah im in th usual routine thingyy, sms , chat..& ofc. finding something nice for my blog here O.O ..& im waiting for yuhui`siaozharboh to online
FASTER ...
Avery.Ermei